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Salary Theory


Usually, Dilbert is very realistic, but never so much as in this! Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that:

"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: (which we all accept as true)

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer and scientist knows:

Power = Work/Time

Since: Knowledge = Power and Time = Money, then: Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.



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