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Buffalo
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by
having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the
spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello
Margaret, this is meeee..."
"Fred," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy
there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever
imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is
cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I
ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are
eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife cried.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in
Montana."
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