A little bumble bee was sitting on a fence enjoying his day, when his friend flew by to hang out with him.
"Where have you been?" asked the first bumble bee, "I've been looking all over for you."
"Oh man, you missed it", the other bumble bee replied. "There was a huge party at the Goldsteins house. It was little Susie Goldsteins bas mitzvah party. It was the best . . . they had all kinds of food! I think I've eaten enough food to last me a month!"
"Sorry I missed it!" replied the first bumble bee. "But, why are you wearing that thing on your head?"
Oh, this is called a yarmulke. I had to blend in . . . I didn't want them to think I was a wasp!"