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Dead Dog


A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Dr,, I think my dog is dead." The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him. The Vet said "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $500 and $35." The man said, "$500 and $35. What for?" The Vet said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan."



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