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Dog at the Vet


A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well", said the vet, "Let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," Says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" said the man.
"No, because he's heavy," said the vet.



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