Jokes Animal and funny pics
Stupid Frog
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. A clerk came up and asked if there's something he could help her with.
"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all of yours are so expensive!"
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?"
"$50.00?? For a Frog??" said the woman. The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blowjobs." So, the woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they're both happy.
The woman goes to bed. Around two in the morning she is woke up by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on, and when she gets to the kitchen she sees her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks.
"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" says the woman. The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of here!!!"
Another joke Animal ? (105)
Elephants and Naked Men - Mice and Lighbulbs - Cooked it Up - Pig Farmer - Mother In Law - Game Warden - Dog Train - Intelligent Dogs - What a Pig - Drowning Puppies - Parrot Auction - No Legs - Duck Hunter - Falling Monkey - Cow on the Tracks - Dog Hates Husband - Pet Names - You are Ugly - Pregnant Pigs - Hired Gorilla - Im a Panda -
Funny Pics Cartoon random !
