There once was a geek. He was walking in the park one day and he came upon a frog. the frog says, "If you kiss me I will turn into a princess!" The geek pats the frog's head and picks it up and keeps walking. 5 minutes later the frog says, "OK I will go out with you for a week if you kiss me." she gets a pat on the head and they keep walking. "OK!," she says, "I will go steady with you for a year if you kiss me!" They keep walking. "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!," she screams. "I go as far as going steady with you and you don't do anything but pat me on the head?" The geek replies, "Oh I'm sorry, i just like the Idea of a Talking frog!"