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Phones and Faxes


A man walks into a pub, goes up to the barman and says I've got a phone built into my hand. The barman dosn't believe him so the man lets him call someone on his hand. The barman believes him and the man goes into the toilet.

2 hours pass and the man doesn't come out so the barman goes into the toilet to see if anything is wrong. The man is on the floor with a roll of toilet paper up his bum. The barman says, "What are you doing?"

And the man says, "I'm just waiting for a fax."



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