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Alchoholic Vampires


It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked.

"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"



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