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Rubber Tax


A guy walks in a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you sell condoms here?" The bartender replies, "Sure do." "How much do they cost?" "They're different prices for the different styles. You go over to the right wall, pick out the one you want and come back and let me know which one and I'll give you a price." So the guy goes over and picks out a hot pink one with black poke-a-dots. He asks the bartender how much? "That will be $1.15 + tax." "I don't need the tacks! It'll stay up all by itself."



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