A man walked in to a bar and said to the bartender that he had a bad day at work and wanted 1 shot of everything he had in the bar. The bartender poured 1 shot of everything in to a glass and the man drank it down and staggered out.
The next day the man came back in and the bartender said it looks like you had another bad day at work, and the man said no way. He said i went home last night and was blowing chunks all night. the bartender said oh you got a little sick? The man said, no chunks is my dog.