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Sunbathing Blonde
Gloria, a very attractive, very well built blonde, has decided to spend her vacation in Cancun this year to be near the beach. The first morning, she takes the elevator to the roof of the hotel where she covers herself with sunscreen and sunbathes in her bikini.
That evening, she notices that the bikini has left a noticeable tan line. So the next morning, she puts on a terry robe and goes up to the roof without her bikini. She slips off the robe, applies her sunscreen and lies down on her tummy to let the sun do its work.
Moments later, a flustered Assistant Manager comes running out toward her, so Gloria modestly grabs her robe and covers herself.
"Excuse me, Senorita," he says breathlessly, "but would you mind wearing your bathing suit if you weesh to sunbathe on the roof?"
"What's the problem?" says Gloria, "No one can see me up here."
"That ees not exactly true, Senorita" he replies. "You are lying on the skylight of the dining room."
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