Two Blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they approached the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They continued to argue until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, can you please settle an argument for us? Would you pronounce the name of where we are?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said, "BURRRRRRRR-GERRRRRRR- KIIIIIIING"