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6 Blonde Jokes


Q: How does a blonde kill a bird??
A: Throws it off a cliff.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish??
A: Trys to drown it.

Q: How do you kill a blonde??
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Q: A blonde and a rat are at the top of a building. They jump, who will land first??
A: The rat, because the blonde had to ask for directions.

Q: What are three blonde inventions?
A:
1. A solar powered flashlight
2. An ejection seat on a helicopter
3. A screen door on a submarine

Q: A blonde, a redhead and a brunette go on a desert island. What do each of them bring??
A: Redhead: A fan to fan herself
Brunette: A water bottle to have a drink
Blonde: A car door to roll down the window



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