A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were in a plane. The plane was going down, and there were only 4 parachutes. So the pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.
Since there was only one parachute left, the pope told the brunette to take the last one.
The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left...the blonde took my backpack and jumped."