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Ive Been on Campus too Long
You've Been on Campus Too Long When You...
-Think that McDonald's/Burger King is "real food".
-Know more than 5 uses for milk crates.
-Can sing your school's fight song after only one weekend!
-Think that going to the mall is a special trip.
-Start doing homework!
-Have conversations about homework!
-Know your roomie's life like it was your own.
-Ask your girlfriend "out" to the campus restaurant.
-Stay in the dorm for weekends.
-Call your dorm room "home".
-Start thinking that the only people left on earth are the people who go to your college/university.
-Can recommend web sites to your friends!
-Know about more web sites than Yahoo!
-Start doing your own wash!
-Think that it's O.K. to call people at midnight, off campus!
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