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My Co-Worker is a Hacker


THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER

10 You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000

9 He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running

8 When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex

7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down

6 Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work

5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

4 Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments

3 Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

2 When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." T

The Number One Sign Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker... 1 You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, dumbass."



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