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Too Serious About Computers
"You Know You're Too Serious About Computers When... "
· You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
· When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that it's on TV.
· If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
· When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
· When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com.
· If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.
· If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.
· If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
· If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month connect time.
· If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.
· When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
· If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
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