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Back in the Day
Wasn't it better back in the day when:
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note.
a window was something you hated to clean. . .
And ram was the male goat. . .
Meg was the name of my girlfriend. . .
and gig was a job for the nights. . .
Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment.
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
a CD was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
you hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
but when it happens they wish they were dead.
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