You know your a programmer when.....
-When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits
-When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page
-When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want
-When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one
-When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the "else" clause