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Optirectomy
Please be advised that your Optirectomy operation is scheduled for 8:00 a.m.
The purpose of this operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and, hopefully, get rid of your s***ty outlook on life. It has been noted that you have been in less than perfect humor lately.
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