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Border Crossing


A Mexican is trying to cross the border to America when a border guard stops him.

The border guard says to the Mexican that before he can cross he has to make a sentence for every word that the border guard gives him.

The border guard tells him that he has to use the words green, pink, and yellow.

The Mexican agrees and says, "Ok I'm ready."

The border guard says,"Ok go ahead."

The Mexican says," The telephone goes green green green..... I pink it up...... And I say yellow!"



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