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Helga Gets Drunk


It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some drycleaning. "Gudness, it's hot", she mused as she walked down Main Street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "vy nodt?" Helga sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her what she would have.

Helga said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer." The bartender asked, "Anhauser Busch?"

Helga, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?"



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