Jokes Ethnic and funny pics
Hood IQ Test
((You might need a pen and paper....these points will add
up quickly for some!))
1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a
dustpan. (5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better
reception. (8)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights
came on. (6)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.(5 + 5 extra
if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your
neighborhood on a daily basis. (3)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.(3 for each)
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2)
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like
me?" or "Can I have a chance?", check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7)
11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (9)
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you
didn't have any sugar. (4--add 4 if you put the pitcher in the
refrigerator until you got some sugar)
13. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and
go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, red light..yellow
light..green light Stop. (2 for each)
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.(2 + 2 if he rang a
bell + 5 if he played R&B)
15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 for each):
cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico
sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white
dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers(*wine candy*), jaw
breakers, and candy necklaces.
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6)
17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 + 5 if you
got away)
18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty
set. (6 + 4 if you owned some)
19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on
your stove. (5)
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece
of tape. (5)
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking
glasses (3 for each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars,
or peanut butter jars.
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2)
23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking
flour. (1)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances
(1 for each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe,
English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used tussy. (9)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 + 10 if you've never
been to the doctor)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them. (4)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 for
each): kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc.
29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2)
31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3)
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can
think of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember),
frigerator, etc.
33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example,
Craig and nem' or momma and nem') (6)
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never
bothered to get it fixed. (3)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your
flat. (4)
36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with
you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3)
37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by
sucking it. (7)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the
street at approximately 11 at night. (10)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1)
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly. (8)
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat
and a pair of Jordan's. (5)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car
through the passenger side door. (8)
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7)
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10)
48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number
on the caller id box. (7)
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce.
(15)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20)
SCORING---
0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs
(or in the "boonies" if you live in [let's say] Country Club Hills!).
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved
to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to
hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life
in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous
Another joke Ethnic ? (63)
Baby Texans - Hood IQ Test - Greasy Puerto Ricans - Border Patrol Posse - Asian Thieves - Eskimo Laundry - Top Ten IRAQ Tv Shows - Petrovs Discussion - Americans Rule - Redneck Wedding - Pineapple up the Butt - Indian Timepiece - National Lovemaking -
Funny Pics Cartoon random !
