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A Redneck Wont Say
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
Wrasslin's fake.
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my hair's too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
The tires on that truck are too big.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
My fiancee' Billie-Bob-Sue is registered at Tiffany's.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
She's too old to be wearing that bikini
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college team.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
Elvis who?
Checkmate
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