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Hide Me From the Draft
Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from The
military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent.
He saw a nun seated on a round bench beneath a tree, quietly
reading a book.
He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be
drafted and the M.P.'s are chasing me!"
She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under here." The
two policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone. She
replied, "No."
After they left she told the young boy to come out and that
everything was going to be OK. He thanked her and said, "You have
a nice set of legs for a nun!"
She replied, "If you reach up a little farther you'll find a nice
set of balls too. I'm not going to be drafted either!"
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