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JFK Junior


Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!

Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.

Q. What will it take to bring the first family back together?
A. One more bullet!

Q. What was JFK Jr's final thrill?
A. Going down on Gay Head.

Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin\'s wedding.

Q. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
A. Eyes Wide Shut.
B. Three funerals and a wedding.

Q. Why are they having trouble finding JFK Jr's plane?
A. Because his flight actions constitute wreckless behavior.



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