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Brain Cells
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,
over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The
problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little
chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come
from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent
tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs.
If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of
cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to
speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This
difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to
read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a
bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls
will think about doing things before taking any action. Little
boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if
someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who
was half asleep and looking the other way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,
when the hormones kick into actionAll babies start out with the
same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a
complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are
instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come
from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent
tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs.
If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of
cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to
speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This
difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to
read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a
bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls
will think about doing things before taking any action. Little
boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if
someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who
was half asleep and looking the other way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,
when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains
differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with
their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies
where their ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In
some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are
left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather
dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as
"Republicans."
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are
medically referred to as "Democrats."
A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to
their groins. These men are usually referred to as ...
"Mr. President." and the trouble really begins. After puberty,
not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the
center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads.
Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their
ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In
some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are
left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather
dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as
"Republicans."
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are
medically referred to as "Democrats."
A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to
their groins. These men are usually referred to as ...
"Mr. President."
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