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Dead Father
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.
The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.
When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.
(Ok this joke is gay, no idea why I posted it)
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