A bus load of Lawyers is traveling down a deserted road. Suddenly it swerves into a field and hits a tree, and catches fire. The owner of the field, a farmer, run up, surveys the scence, and buries all the lawyers. A week later, two policemen are traveling down that same road and notice the wreckage. The run up to the house and asks what happened. "A busload of lawery crashed into the tree and the bus caught fire" replied the farmer. "but what happened to all the lawerys?!' asked the policeman. "I buried them." The farmer said. "They were all dead?" cried the officer. "some of them said they weren't," replied the farmer, "but you know that lawyers are very good at lying."