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Car Accident


A lawyer is driving his new, red, convertible BMW when he runs a red light and is broad-sided by a Ford. He stumbles out in shock, all the while whining "My Beamer. My poor Beamer".

A cop arrives on the scene and points out "Sir, your arm has been torn off".

The lawyer looks at where his left arm used to be and screams "My Rolex!!!"



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