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Lab Expiraments
Why do behavioral scientists prefer lawyers to rats for their experiments? 1) there are more of the lawyers to work with, 2) lawyers are more expendable, 3) lawyers do more harm to society than rats, 4) lab assistants are less likely to develop a bond or feel sympathy for them, 5) rats arouse more feelings of compassion and humanity, 6) they multiply faster, 7) rats have an inate right to life and liberty, 8) animal rights groups will not object to their torture, 9) rats have more dignity, and 10) there are some things even a rat won't do.
What is the only disadvantage to using lawyers instead of rats in laboratory experiments? It's harder to extrapolate the test results to human beings.
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