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Old Woman on the Stand
Two Attorneys were in heated debate ove a crime and the offensive attorney calls a Old lady to the stand........ The Offensive Attorney: Mam do you know me? Old woman: Yes I know you well, and frankly you have been a dissapointment to me. You lie and cheat. You beat your wife you sell your friends and you think that you are better than every one. Well the lawyer stunnded for a minute thinks a good stategy. The Offensive Attorney: Mam do you know the Defenses Attorney. Old woman: Why yes I used to baby sit him when he was little. I am dissapointed with him as well. He smokes and drinks too much is constantly late he smell of vermin and his Law skills are the shabbiest in the state. At this the court room is all in a bussle and both attorneys begin to argue soon the judge raps his mallet and calls the two attorneys two the stand. Judge addressing the attorneys: If either of you ask that poor old lady who I am I will have you both in jail for contempt in 5 minutes!
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