A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he saw on the side of the street.Everytime he would hit a lawyer he would hear a thump.One day he saw a priest on the side of the road so he pulled over and asked the preist where he was going "To the church 5 miles down the road" he replied so the truck driver asked if he would like a ride.the priest got in the truck.about a mile down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer he swerved to hit him but then remember the preist was with him,yet he still heard the thump noise.he woundered why. "I'm sorry I almost hit that lawyer" the truck driver said. "Thats ok I got him with the door" the priest answed back.