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Last Day at Work


You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when
she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just
dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the
other salesman and say, "I waited on the last
fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your
boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and
look at some confidential information on his
computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard.
It shorts out.

You return from a week's vacation to find
that you had scheduled *this* week as
vacation, not last week.

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the
boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on
Rock Creek yesterday?".

You wake up hung over. You have a black
eye and barked knuckles. Your underwear
is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the
company Christmas party.



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