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Boss Caught Me Sleeping


Top things to say when your boss catches you sleeping!!!!!!

1)"They told me at the blood bank that this might happen."
2) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the correction fluid."
3) "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
4) "Why did you interrrupt me? I almost had our biggest problem solved!"
5)"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
6) "Ah,the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic."
7)"Amen. Yes, may I help you?"



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