There were these three guys: a salesman, a tech support rep, and a systems analyst. They all worked together at a software company. Every day they noticed that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they got together and said that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.
The systems analyst goes home and rests so he can get an early start tomorrow. The tech support rep goes home and cooks a huge dinner. The salesman guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss so he shuts the door quietly and leaves. The next day the tech support rep and systems analyst are talking and planning to go home early again. They ask the salesman if he wants to leave early again and he says,
"No." They ask him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"...