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Slapping and Twisting
Once upon a time, a man and a woman were abducted by aliens who wanted to have sex with humansas part of their study. The male alien went with the woman, the female with the man. Once in their room, the male alien tells the woman that she can slap his forehead do make "it" longer. So she does until she is satisfied. He then tells her that she can twist his ears to make it wider. So, once again, she does so until she is satisfied.
The next morning, after a very long night, the woman asked the man, ''How was it?'' The man replied: ''I dont know, she just kept slapping my head and twisting my ears!'''
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