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Wild Wild Wife


One night an elderly woman decided to spice up her love life. She rented a cape and mask to surprise her husband. She waited until her husband was settled in watching TV for the evening in the bedroom.

Suddenly she burst out of the bathroom and wearing only her rented outfit she yelled...
"SUPER PUSSY!!"

The elderly gentleman slowly turned his head and said...
"I'll have the soup."



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