Jokes Relationship and funny pics

Crash Landing Farmer


A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer's field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer's wife came down the steps. The pilot couldn't believe how beautiful she was.

"How can you trust her to be here by herself all day, while you go out and work the fields?"

"I trust my wife," the farmer said. "She's never been unfaithful."

"I'll make you a little bet. If I take your wife upstairs, she'll be unfaithful. If not, you can have my plane. But, if she is, I get your fiddle."

"It's a deal." So, the pilot and the farmer's wife go upstairs. About a half hour passes, and the farmer picks up the fiddle and starts playing it.

"Be true to me, Be true to me, Be true for just one hour. Be true to me, Be true to me, And his airplane will be ours." Another fifteen minutes pass, and suddenly he sees his wife coming down the stairs. He asks her if she stayed true to him. She walked over, picked up the fiddle, started playing it.

"He kissed me on the lips, He kissed me on the tits, He kissed me in the middle. He kissed a spot that you forgot, and you lost your fucking fiddle."



Another joke Relationship ? (198)

Coast is Clear - Good, Bad, Ugly - Love on a Ferry - Sweet Candy - Divorce - Increasing Sizes - Show and Tell - Look What the Dog Did - Unhappy Marriage - Highschool Sweethearts - Use my Gift, Damn YOU! - Who is the Dog - 2 Legs are Best of Friends - New Drugs - Not the Dentist Too? - Caught in the Act - The Gift - 2 Wonderful Hours - Mommy is Here - Affair of Rage - Iron Your Love Dress - The Boss - What You Say, What You Mean - Someone is coming! Inside Quick! - Watch What you Wish For - 3 Women, Which do I Choose? - Alzheimers - Key to a Mans Heart - Divorce Lawyer - Daddy and the Maid - Baked Beans - Husbands in Hell - My Own Two Legs - New Positions - Diseased Man - Superstitious, Huh? - 30 Times Left - Words Remembered - Fighting With the Wife - Viagra for Life -

Funny Pics ComicStrip random !