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Eat it or swim
A guy has a new boat and is on the beach, he yells to a girl,
hey wanan go for a boat ride? she says yea and they get in the middle
of the lake and he says "put out or swim" so she puts out cuz she cant
swim.
The next day he gets a little more confident and yells "hey bitch, wanna
ride on my dick... o my bad my boat?" so she says yea cuz she likes boats
they get in the middle of the lake and he says "put out or swim" so she puts out cuz she cant swim.
On the thrid day he thinks he is casanova... he yells "hey hoe, (as he pops his dick out) get on the damn boat" so she decides to see what
this guy wants and gets on the boat they get in the middle of the
lake and he says "put out or swim". she cant swim but she gets an idea
she pulls her panties off and a disgusting funk fills the room. and the man
says "damn bitch what the HELL is that smell???" she takes the keys out
of the boat looks at him and says......"EAT IT OR SWIM".
The next day on the news there was a body found with a green gunk around his mouth.
(Submitted by Midnight of Tech-Boards.com)
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