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Glass Eye
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out
of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back
in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the
woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying
for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this
nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies...
... "You just happened to catch my eye."
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