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Great Pickup Lines


I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call your mother and thank her.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name's [your name]. So you know what to scream.

My name's [your name], but you can call me Zeus.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Can I flirt with you?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

So... How am I doin'?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?



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