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Hopes and Dreams
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 16 I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a boy with
stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a boy with some
excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting boy, but I couldn't keep up
with him. He rushed from one party to another, never settling on
anything. He did impetuous things and flirted with everyone he
met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a boy with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet
planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so
ambitious that he dumped me and took everything I owned.
I am older now and am looking for a guy with a very big dick.
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