Their was a circle of boys around what seemed to be a puppy so a priest who was walking past said to the boys in the group "what are you doing with that dog?"
A small boy stood up and said this dog is a stray and everybody wants him.So we decided whoever can tell the biggest lie can keep the puppie.The priest was so mad he gave a 20 minute sermon on how lying is not good and you shouldn't lie. He ended his sermon with "When I was a boy I never told a lie."
There was a moment of silence ,and then one of the boys said "give him the dog."