In a convent the nuns where not allowed to speak all year round. One day a year the Mother Superiour calls in each nun and lets them speak 2 words if they were faithful all year long. So one day the Mother Superiour called in the best nun and told her that she was faithful all year round and told her she could speak her 2 words so the nun says, "Cold room."
The next year Mother Superiour called in the same nun and again and told her once again that she had been faithful and could speak another 2 words so the nun responds, "Bad food."
Once again in one year Mother Superiour called in the same nun and told her that she was faithful all year and could speak her 2 words. The nun thinks to herself for a minute and then responds, "I quit!"