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Golfing with Moses
Jesus and Moses are golfing in heaven. Moses tees off first, landing one right in the water hazard. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Hey, check it out, I've still got it."
He then proceeds to walk to the edge of the bunker, raise his staff, and ram it into the ground. He walks out into the now parted water hazard, hits his ball out, walks out, lifts his staff, and the water is back as it was. Jesus, unimpressed, proceeds to tee off himself, landing his ball in precisely the same water. Jesus walks up to the bunker, turns to Moses and says, "You've still got it?"
He starts walking out on the water, and about half way out, he starts to sink. Moses puts his rod back in the ground, the water parts, and Jesus, now soaked, walks out of the water shaking his head and says to Moses, "Last time I did that, I didn't have these holes in my feet."
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