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Jesus on the Cross
Jesus was on the cross and he called
"Peter, Peter, come to me!"
So, Peter ran up the hill, but the Roman Guard chopped his arm off and he went tumbling back down again. Jesus called again:
"Peter, Peter, come to me!"
So, Peter ran up the hill, but the Roman Guard chopped his other arm off and he went tumbling back down again. Jesus called again:
"Peter, Peter, come to me!"
So, Peter ran up the hill, and the Roman Guard chopped his leg off this time. But, the Guard was feeling sorry for him now so he let him see. When Jesus eventually saw him, he said:
"I can see my house from here!!"
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