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When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard
time grasping the concept of marriage. So I pulled out our
wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained
the entire service to her. Once finished, I asked if she had any
questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came
to work for us?"
At the beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the
altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children are sitting down
around the pastor, the pastor leans over and says to the girl,
"That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The girl
replies almost directly into the pastor's clip-on mike,
"Yes...and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the
Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it
after me. One night she said she was ready to solo. I listened
with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the
end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us some e-mail. Amen."
FMC member Pastor Stan Holdeman of Garden Baptist Church in
Indiana went to an informal church gathering, wearing shorts and
a T-shirt. A little girl from a newly religious family; who had
seen him only in his Sunday morning suits loudly proclaimed:
"Hey, preacher, you sure look different with clothes on!"
After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented: "The choir
was awful this morning." The father commented: "The sermon was
too long." Their 7-yr. old daughter added: "You've got to admit
it was a pretty good show for a dime."
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