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My Good Deed
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St.
Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is
written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book,
furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name
written in the Book."
"How current is your copy?" he asks.
"I get a download every ten minutes." St. Peter replies, "Why do
you ask?"
"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type.
It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God,
so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."
"I'm glad to hear that, "Pete says, "but while we're waiting for
the update to come through, can you tell me about a really good
deed that you did in your life?"
The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Hmmm, well there was this
one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a group of
biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and
sure enough, there they were, about 20 of them harassing this
poor woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron
out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was
a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260 pounds, with a studded leather jacket
and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to
the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to
get lost or I'd be next."
"So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him
over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and
yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone!
You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I
really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen"
"About three minutes ago."
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